Emancipating Myself From STAR WARS Mental Slavery EPISODE I: THE PEDOPHILE MENACE

A LONG TIME AGO, IN A GALAXY FAR,

FAR AWAY…


You are not your thoughts.

You are the silence between your thoughts.

Buddhist saying

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This is where it all begins, on the outside looking in

At you

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I’m just an alien through and through

Trying to make believe I’m you

Trying to fit

I’m just a stranger on the outside looking in

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“On the Outside”

Oingo Boingo

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Here’s a party trick I could do pretty effectively up until about ten years ago, but now I would just need a few refresher viewings:

I can recite the entire movie of Star Wars. The entire movie. Opening scroll, dialogue, sound effects, musical interludes, background voices, THE ENTIRE MOVIE. For crying out loud, I can nearly duplicate the jawa language.

Hmmm…. I was making a point, but I’m sensing non-understanding, young padawan….

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OK…… Put the movie in one room. Put me in another. Start the movie. Start me. Turn off the sound on the movie. Listen to me (in the other room, mind you) provide the sound (in synchronization, mind you) for THE ENTIRE MOVIE.

George Lucas, you bastard.

Being ten years old when Star Wars premiered meant that I couldn’t exactly see it every weekend, but I could spend my allowance on the next best thing:  a record album recording of the film, complete with picture book in-between to follow along. It was like my own personal VCR, which I played every night as I drifted off to sleep……

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FOREWORD: THE PURPOSE OF THESE POSTINGS.

This is an initial, in-depth examination of the programming implanted in my conscious and subconscious mind by the evil shapers of our reality. It will primarily focus on the Star Wars phenomenon, since that was a major influence in my childhood, but will also incorporate many other aspects of life to illustrate just how much our entire reality (and humanity) has been artificially programmed and shaped by some very evil people. People who more and more are starting to reveal themselves as homosexuals, pedophiles, and ‘magicians’ with a secret knowledge of humanity passed on from civilizations prior to ours, which they are effectively using to control and socially engineer us.

In addition to personally identifying and eliminating the programming from my own life, this examination will essentially be asking…. “why?”

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Excuse me, miss? Where the hell were you when I was seventeen?

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Women sure do some nutty things to attract men. Not as nutty as the things men do to attract women get laid, but the irony is they don’t have to. They’re women. Their bodies have been evolutionarily designed [for all 5 senses] to make men have involuntary responses. That means they can just stand there and we will still react. So why did this lovely young lass decide to make her body a fanboy’s target practice dream come true?


“STAY ON TARGET.”

“WE’RE TOO CLOSE!”

“STAY ON TARGET.”


Three reasons:

(1) She’s displaying the Star Wars programming (obviously).

(2) The young men who approach her are (unbelievably) resisting their own natural involuntary responses.


“HIS COMPUTER’S OFF. LUKE, YOU’VE SWITCHED OFF YOUR TARGETING COMPUTER, WHAT’S WRONG?”

“NOTHING. I’M ALL RIGHT.”


(3) She’s revealing her persona, which has as much (and as little) to do with Star Wars as it does with Star Trek. She’s not telling you who she is, but who she’s been (continuously) programmed to be. For life.

We all have.

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Perhaps I should have listened to Admiral Ackbar:

A trap, indeed. One that seems to be set on repeat. In the many ways that movies, television, and music mind control us, one of the most in (Darth) sidious ways is the ultimate social engineering program: What our persona will be.

The people we think we are.


Persona: (from the Italian per sonare [“to sound through”] derived from Latin and referring to masks worn by actors that resonated their voices). (1) Aspect of the personality as shown to or perceived by others. (2) a social role or character played by an actor. (3) The root word of how we define ourselves: person.


One might look at this definition and think, “I know who I am. Persona just basically means the act you put on for other people to make them think you are somehow a slightly different person, or better, or do more on the weekends than just sit around in your underwear eating Cap’n Crunch and watching Dr. Who reruns.”

Really? Are you sure you know who you are? When you are between bites of crunchberry, do you ponder why you’re eating it (taste makes no difference)?

Has the thought ever occured to you; Hey, why the hell do I know what a Dalek is, but I don’t know how to say in fluent Japanese,

That kimono looks uncomfortably warm. Would you like me to help you remove it?

Actually the thought has occurred to me. Except for the Cap’n Crunch and Dr. Who part. Never saw an episode but my brain somehow still knows what a Dalek is. Damn it!

tiki-Dalek rules!

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Please don’t think that I regard the tattoined Star Wars fan above with some sort of superiority. Did I mention I can recite the entire movie of Star Wars? At least she has the programming’s visual delights to attract me. The best I can do in return with the programming is pillow talk consisting of  “CLEAR BAY 327, WE ARE OPENING THE MAGNETIC FIELD.”

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“I DON’T KNOW….YOU THINK A PRINCESS AND A GUY LIKE ME?”

“NO….I DON’T”

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Movies, most all of them, are mind control. Their main purpose is to implant in your brain various things, such as beliefs, philosophies, personas, and even the way we view the opposite sex. Actually, that’s necessary to mind control the masses; To suppress and control the most powerful drive in human beings aside from survival: SEX. And a good way for an individual to determine why he or she views the opposite sex in a certain manner is to analyze and dissect the cinematic influences in their life, and know the sinister intent which lies behind the programming.

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So sit back, relax, and grab some popcorn (Or not, considering you have to even question the link between movies and popcorn). I’m going to tell you a wonderful adventure of a boy wanting to become a man, but the powers that creep wanted him to be something else entirely….

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EPISODE I: THE PEDOPHILE MENACE

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Let’s start at the beginning of the programming….

before I had even heard of Star Wars….

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THE EVOLUTION OF MY SCI-FI / FANTASY MOVIE BABE CRUSHES:

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Let’s begin with Joy.

Caroline Ellis as Joy from the Bugaloos.

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My first actress crush. Caroline Ellis should be named Joy. She is as delightful as the picture conveys. Despite this, I was really young, and it was a show about a pop band of bugs. Not really my forte when Speed Racer is on another channel. Plus, the other bug band members were guys that looked, um, a little too ‘joyful’:

This show had a weird American Idol theme – The goal of the band was to get a recording contract. This is important to note, however, because already when I was six years old I was receiving the Hollywood/Media Pedophile Priest Class’ homosexual mind-control programming. This programming started long before the Bugaloos, but now I’m thinking that they had previously been trying different methods and I was one of the first test subjects for their recently perfected craft.

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Next stop, LAND OF THE LOST!

Kathy Coleman is lost as Holly

My crush went prepubescent (hey, I was like seven years old okay?) But let me tell you…… in the show, Holly meets her “future” self: NICE!

living tiki note: There is a lot more to Land of the Lost than just a kids show. It’s actually depicting the fall and de-evolution of man, which will be covered in a future post.

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Will Marshall, although looking like a Dynamite cover boy, was too busy running from Sleestak to be, um, joyful, but in the last season they had him play an acoustic guitar (good thing he always brings it along on “routine expeditions”) and sing (yes, sing) two songs. He was being groomed.

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Hey there, pedobear, I mean Chewie! Keep your paws where we can see ’em!

Or not.

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“ARTOO, I HAVE A NEW STRATEGY:

LET THE WOOKIE WIN.”

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If you are finding it hard to believe that a bunch of homosexual pedophiles with secret knowledge of humanity are currently running planet Earth and de-evolving us into something more like them, then think about the fact that Dynamite was the pre-teen magazine aimed at my demographic.

This was the teen magazine aimed at me:

CREEM. They called it fucking CREEM!


There should be a law that states rock magazines are only allowed to put women and guitars on their covers, AND NOTHING ELSE.

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And of course, let’s go back to the PRE-pre-teen Star Wars coloring book:

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“THAT’S THE ONLY EXPLANATION FOR THE EASE OF OUR ESCAPE”

“EASY? YOU CALL THAT EASY?”

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age of volcanoes research information:

The terms Homosexual Pedophile Priest Class and Holy Wood were not coined by myself. They were invented by other people doing intensive and thankless research in these fields. What they will also teach you is that words are important in how they are spelled, spoken, and written, and are also interchangeable with numbers in different ways.

Two pioneers in the field of research I am presenting currently are:

www.lenonhonorfilms.com [Lenon Honor]

http//: celticrebel.wordpress.com [Alex the Celtic Rebel]

I highly recommend their sites, as well as the many others linked to them. There is an entire community providing amazing information out there. (I also recommend you thank them for their efforts by donating the money you were going to spend on, say, that new Disney DVD.)

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Allow me to pause for a moment to state that reality is becoming easier and easier for me to discern the truth. I feel it is almost some cosmic law for these evil people to have to tell you what they’re up to and what they’re all about. They need your consent, either consciously or subconsciously. But they will do it clandestinely, and inform you mostly using coded symbols and words. Once you become aware of those symbols, their intention becomes clear. The Celtic Rebel is a blogger who “decoded” most of the the gay terms we think are strictly used by gay people, but were purposely created and introduced by the Pedophile Priest Class to ALL of us for much more nefarious purposes.

For example, in homosexual slang “bear” means a big hairy gay man (who is not a pedophile per se, although the older gay men are not called “chicken hawks” for nothing), but when you add the Pedophile Priest Class spin on it, ‘bear’ (which has the anagram ‘bare’) becomes ‘big hairy gay man who is an evil pedophile, but wants your children to perceive him as something cute and cuddly.’


Mr. Huggleton, you’re my only friend when mommy and daddy are fighting.

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Hey whoa, Mr. Huggleton, what are you doing?!

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This was the bad guy from Toy Story 3. Yeah, that won’t confuse the kids.

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age of volcanoes note: Any time you see the word “Disney”, just substitute the words “child rapers”. That goes for physically, mentally, emotionally, and spiritually.

Bad Nude News Bears, indeed.

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Lucas started out with Chewie, but then he got greedy:

Ewoks are just the cutest, aren’t they?

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Hey I kinda look like an Ewok too! Now give Uncle George a hug.

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“COME HERE, MY LITTLE FRIEND. DON’T BE AFRAID.”

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Lots and lots of “bare” friends for you to play with (tee hee!)


Carrie Fisher is the most unhappiest person I’ve ever seen holding a teddy bear.

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Huh, maybe that’s why.

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Do it, Boba, do it! DO IT!

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This is a real bear. One has to wonder why this particular animal became the mainstay for children at bedtime. And also why it got the permanent name “Teddy”, named after Theodore Roosevelt (because he shot a bear, or wrestled a bear, or did something presidentialy beary – I don’t know. Some bullshit story, just remember that.)

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After the original premiere of Star Wars, one has to wonder why Lucas decided to have the Star Wars Holiday Special. It wasn’t needed and is actually painful to watch. Carrie Fisher sings.

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It did introduce to the audience the Wookie home planet and made them more human-like in having a family (as creepy looking as they were) and celebrating a holiday very similar to Christmas called “Life Day”, thereby reinforcing the religious themes and elements Lucas used in Star Wars.

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“Life Day” seemed like some creepy cult ritual. Especially with all the wookies decked out in red robes, like it’s “renewal” time in Logan’s Run.

How does this affect a child’s mind? Just what exactly were you trying to do, Lucas, with all these expensive sets and costumes for a stupid TV special? It certainly wasn’t to entertain, because it SUCKED! (I challenge anyone to watch every minute of this mess from start to finish!)


Here’s another gay term: crossing swords.

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Reality is very easy. Why would Lucas, who has enough money off Star Wars alone to buy the planet Pluto, need or even want to affiliate himself with Disney, or Pepsi, or Taco Bell, or that “Build a Bear” company?

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Don’t worry Obi-Wan, Mace Windu’s got your back!

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Let’s just randomly check out any Star Wars references to a term I suspect is part of the Pedophile Priest Class:  “Fishing”.

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As in, fishing for children:

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Hmm, close – we got Spielberg, but I want the target.


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“SIR, REBEL SHIPS ARE COMING INTO OUR SECTOR.”

“GOOD, OUR FIRST CATCH OF THE DAY.”

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Wow. That didn’t take long. Wait, one more from The Phantom Menace:

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“THERE’S ALWAYS A BIGGER FISH.”

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Went fishing for fishing and got a chemtrail as a bonus!

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Oh, man this is making me feel all weird. Maybe when I grow up, I should just drop out and go counter culture with the Grateful Dead.

Huh. Their symbol looks kind of mind controlish.


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“NO!”

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“RUN, LUKE, RUN.”

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Jerry Garcia has been highly suspected of not only being a CIA special operative [mind control experimentation/drug running], but also a pedophile. Based on what he has created with the ‘deadheads’, as well as these symbols, what do you think?


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Next, I was invited to travel with the Prince of Persia:

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Ladies and Gentlemen,

Ms. Jane Seymour.

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This is a woman.


What is a woman? A woman is an adult female that can make any male, from nine years old to ninety, feel like a man.

If your first thought was sexual, the programming has got to you. If my definition is a bit vague, try this:  Hire on both Jane Seymour and Madonna as playground monitors during recess at an elementary school (This could be both of them at any age). You see who the boys gravitate towards. (In reality, I wouldn’t let any future kids of mine anywhere near Madonna.) We males can sense who is good for us, we just then grow up and go against our own male intuition due to money, power, booze, and the fact that the Creator made females feel so god damn fucking good. Even Especially the bad ones.


“WITH THE BLAST SHIELD DOWN, HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO FIGHT?”

“YOUR EYES CAN DECEIVE YOU. DON’T TRUST THEM”


Jane Seymour  would be my sci-fi babe crush for the next five years [Her role in Battlestar Galactica was like God answering my prayers until they killed her off  [why, God, WHY?]. It was only the fact Jane chose less and less sci-fi/action roles is what pulled me away from her. How did she get locked in? Well, she is supernaturally adorable, and even though I was nine, she came out in this:

Oh man, this is so awesome! Robot minotaur, cyclops, giant walrus…. hey, um, whoa.

She’s kinda pretty.

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Holy cow, she’s naked! Um, uh….

uhhhhh,

….oh there’s the cyclops again! Watch your back, Sinbad! Behind you!

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Let me also point out this movie had some actresses other than Jane:

Caroline Munro, for example.

I swear the producers of this movie had gallons of baby oil on standby to always have that glistening sheen.

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Yes there is, Jane. Yes there is.

JUST A NOTE TO POINT OUT: SINBAD IS A G RATED FILM.

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Quick question: Would you rather rent the above version of Sinbad for your nine year old son, or this one?:

This one doesn’t have naked Jane, but it’s got manly Lou. It does say it’s a magical adventure. Lou sure is gripping that sword tight.

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“WHAT’S THE CARGO?”

“ONLY PASSENGERS. MYSELF, THE BOY, TWO DROIDS, AND NO QUESTIONS ASKED.”

“WHAT IS IT, SOME KIND OF LOCAL TROUBLE?”

“LET’S JUST SAY WE’D LIKE TO AVOID ANY IMPERIAL ENTANGLEMENTS.”

“WELL THAT’S THE REAL TRICK, ISN’T IT? AND IT’S GONNA COST YA SOMETHING EXTRA.”

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CLASH OF THE TITANS

Ray Harryhousen, you’re still awesome in my book!


Judi Bowker as the lovely Andromeda

She is adorably adorable.

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“WHO IS SHE? SHE’S BEAUTIFUL.”

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Going through puberty, I should have developed a huge crush on Judi considering this scene happened:

Holy schnikies, she’s getting out of the tub and walking up to the towel! I can see like, everything! Hey, this theater is getting really warm. Is anybody else really warm?

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She was still quite memorable enough for nostalgia. And irony:

living tiki personal fun fact: My “first” girl looked a lot like Judi.

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JUST A NOTE TO POINT OUT: CLASH IS A PG RATED FILM.

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Unfortunately for Judi, Flash Gordon premiered earlier and I was introduced to the bad girl first:

Ornella Muti.

This is who replaced Jane. Well, actually, no one can replace Jane, but then again Jane didn’t have a sultry Estonian accent, a Natasha Kinski look, and was never strapped to a table in a skin tight outfit with her backside being whipped.

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and had a freakin’ pillow fight with Dale!

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Here’s another scene from Eyes Wide Shut Flash Gordon:

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Rated PG. No nudity, but ridiculously erotic. Seriously, this movie (along with the T.V. show Buck Rogers in the 25th Century) should have the label:

Playboy Channel Presents


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“THEY’RE COMING IN TOO FAST!”

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Tiki Twiki enjoys his eye level with Markie Post.

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KNOCK. KNOCK. KNOCK. You’ve been in the bathroom a long time, is everything OK?

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“UH…UH, EVERYTHING’S UNDER CONTROL, SITUATION NORMAL.”

“WHAT HAPPENED?”

“HAD A SLIGHT WEAPONS MALFUNCTION, BUT, UH, EVERYTHING’S PERFECTLY ALL RIGHT NOW. WE’RE FINE. WE’RE  ALL FINE HERE NOW. THANK YOU.

HOW ARE YOU?”

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I remember Flash Gordon being absolutely loaded with Masonic and occult symbolism. It definitely warrants another viewing, but I’m currently all out of Kleenex® to have on standby.

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What’s the downside to non-soapy baths, pillow fights, and Playboy Bunny guest stars on your latest Glen A. Larson television production?:

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“WOULD YOU PREFER ANOTHER TARGET? A MILITARY TARGET?”

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Wow. Complete package. He’s also part of the “Rainbow Coalition”.

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What was Buck’s original mission? He was flying one of the last “American deep space probes.”

Push, Buck, Push!

I’ve seen more shirtless sweaty dudes in skin tight pants than all three seasons of just Kirk alone on original Star Trek.

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And, not a single damn woman shown on the moon of Arborea. You’d think they’d have some cute forest nymphs, but no: Sausage fest.

Plus that moon got a little strange with swamp cages up to Flash’s neck

and a weird tentacled puffy flower looking swamp thing that covers Flash in brown goo.


“IT COULD BE WORSE.”

“IT’S WORSE.”


….and a ‘fisting’ rite of passage. You’ll be a man once you stick your hand in this anus looking tree stump.

I never understood why I didn’t like the ‘Arborea’ part of Flash Gordon until now. It also has an odd, murky, dreamy quality about it much like the planet Dagobah in The Empire Strikes Back with the whole ‘Luke meets Vader in the cave’ dream sequence which stopped the film dead. It seemed very out of place and looking back, I almost suspect some hypnotic mood mind control techniques in effect.

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“Say Timmy, do you like gladiator films?”

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No, this is all making me feel kinda weird. Maybe I should just go read a comic book.

Wait, whoa, what’s Superman doing? That doesn’t look super!

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age of volcanoes fun facts:

1) Ornella Muti has insured her breasts for $350,000.

2) George Lucas originally had soft-porn actress [today that’s called television] Koo Stark play the role of  “Camie”, one of Luke’s friends at Toshee station in Star Wars. For some reason though, that scene was cut (and almost every piece of evidence showing it took place seemingly [and very oddly] ‘lost or destroyed’ – the Skywalker homestead buildings in the movie are STILL there in the Tunisian desert, next to a town called Tataouine…. I baby goat you not!). Koo Stark later went on to have a relationship with Prince Andrew. Figures.

Sure, Luke’s cute. But they don’t call him Biggs Darklighter for nothin’!

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Hey, that’s right – I haven’t talked about Star Wars yet even though it came out three years earlier:

A LONG TIME AGO, IN A GALAXY FAR, FAR AWAY, GEORGE LUCAS THOUGHT I WOULD DEVELOP A CRUSH ON A TOMBOY SPACE NUN, WITH THE BOSSY PERSONALITY OF MY OLDER SISTER…

Really? Even though we were treated to some pretty good braless jiggles, just for reference, this is how he should have had her look in the film (he didn’t even need to put her in heels):

I know, I know, she had a whole weight problem thing (no), but at least make her someone you’d WANT to risk death to rescue.

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“ONE THING’S FOR SURE, WE’RE ALL GOING TO BE A LOT THINNER.”

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This is the babe we wouldn’t see for six years.

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Look again at the Star Wars movie poster at the very top of the post. That was made before they knew what the actors looked like. Where’s that princess? Here’s another:

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Well, we can at least count on Italy:

Weird. She looks like Natalie Portman.

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“SHE’S RICH.”

“RICH?”

“RICH. POWERFUL. LISTEN, IF YOU WERE TO RESCUE HER, THE REWARD WOULD BE….”

“WHAT?”

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But then again, I was ten years old (Lucas had me HOOKED [huh?, huh? Eh, nobody’s paying attention] the moment that Star Destroyer came out on the screen). However, I just found it odd that I never developed a ‘thing’ for Carrie. At first I dismissed it as foresight on Lucas’ part even though the first two films are more ‘adult’, he stated that he wanted it to be for children (as planned). Little did I know, there was a purpose, an intent to making Leia that way. 

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age of volcanoes fun fact(?): I have heard this story: Star Wars was originally going to be rated G, but Lucas didn’t want audiences thinking it was a kids movie, so he included the scene of the alien’s arm chopped off to make it PG. True? Who knows? But what I do know is that Lucas LOVES dis-member-ment. What the hell, dude? I don’t get to see areola, but I do get to see 1, 2, 3, 4, 5…..oh fuck, A LOT of hands/arms cut off?!

living tiki personal pissed off fact: Do you know why I was able to see naked Jane, naked Judi, and (not much work imagining naked) Ornella besides the fact they were rated G and PG? They’re European. European actress, European production. Europeans are pretty laid back about nudity. They’ll have women bathing in orange juice ads (OK, maybe not). Actually, the rest of the world (unless you’re Islamic) is pretty damn casual about nudity. THIS IS NORMAL. It makes kids have a NORMAL and HEALTHY attitude towards nudity and sex. Instead, in America, we have this  game called “We’re going to make nudity absolutely verboten taboo for kids and instead pump their brains with every possible sexual hint, innuendo, suggestion, and subliminal we can think of AS MUCH AS FUCKING POSSIBLE!” Why? Why? Why do I live in a country that FREAKS out about Janet Jackson’s nipple [which was fucking staged, people!] and then takes their child to a Disney film?!

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And what the hell is a BABY doing in my wet dream? And why am I, and not all these women, the one who has a problem with it?

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You got it wrong. In this reality, your daughter is last.

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Star Wars, Clash of the Titans, Flash Gordon. The social engineering is afoot. These movies all have something in common. Here’s three hints:

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THEY’RE THE SAME DAMN MOVIE!

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It took me thirty years to realize I’ve been watching the same damn movie over and over and over again! Luke Skywalker riding on his X-wing with R2-D2 as backup, destroying the Death Star and saving the princess is exactly the same as Perseus riding on Pegasus with Bubo as backup, destroying the Kraken and saving the princess is exactly the same as Flash Gordon flying blind on a rocket cycle and, oh hell…..you get the point. Or maybe not, because it’s not because they have similar storylines.

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Hey, I haven’t seen Willow, so nobody tell me what the movie’s about!  (Although the tag line seems to be prepping me: “Forget all you know. Or think you know.”….because this movie is going to blow you away with its originality! Or simply blow, one or the other.)

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I have seen Tron, though. Same damn movie. I liked Cindy Morgan much better as Lacey Underall. Not enough to generate a crush though. Just a happy dream.

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And the name of the country club was – anyone? anyone? 

Bushwood

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Battle Beyond The Stars

Same damn movie.

This one made me (very briefly) forget Ornella because they pushed the bad girl envelope with Sybil Danning:

This was her actual costume! Good Night, Everybody!

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They even put giant hooters on the main spaceship!

This wasn’t Sybil’s spaceship though. This was a “female” ship called Nell, and piloted by an extremely effeminate man (John Boy Walton) with his extremely un-crushable boyish girlfriend, Darlanne Fluegel. Even her name! Uhg!

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All of which of course made Lucas (I’m guessing) really pissed off that others were one-upping him on making the same damn characters from the same damn movie more appealing to young men (or maybe I should say making them more heterosexual) so he followed up Star Wars with…um…..

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“DIDN’T WE JUST LEAVE THIS PARTY?”

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Star Wars.  But this one had new and improved slave girl Leia!With the least coverage outfit ever! Even more so than that stupid Buck Rogers Princess Ardala! It’s Amidala, damn it! And I’ll have other slave girls too, in more skimpy outfits!

I will not have a stupid T.V. show stealing my young boy programming!

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A LONG TIME AGO, IN A GALAXY FAR, FAR AWAY, GEORGE LUCAS MADE ME REALLY, REALLY WANT TO GET LEIA’D….

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AND THEN HE INTRODUCED THE WORD “SISTER” AND TOTALLY CONFUSED THE FUCK OUT OF ME.

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Hey guys, sorry I was in the bathroom a really long time, what have I missed in the movie so fa…. WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO LEIA?!


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I saw Star Wars when I was ten. I saw Return of the Jedi when I was sixteen. The character in the film that I associated with, that I typically imagined myself as, was Luke. Not Han. Han was your older brother’s friend who you thought was kind of cool because he was always getting in trouble.

That’s why Lucas has a young boy character in both trilogies.

The first young boy learned that he wouldn’t be seeing that cute Koo Stark anymore, his aunt and uncle are toast (literally), he kissed his sister twice, and his dad wanted to turn him to the backside darkside.

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The second young boy learned he won’t see his boyhood crush (or mother) until after ten years of no playful interaction with girls, no dating, and no sex. But then he secretly marries her! But then she dies! And just for good measure, we’ll make this young boy arrive one minute too late to save his mother….

who dies right in front of him.

WTF, Lucas?

In case you’re not up with the jargon these days George, that means:

WHAT THE FUCK?

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“THIS ISN’T GOING TO WORK!”

“WHY DIDN’T YOU SAY SO BEFORE?”

“I DID SAY SO BEFORE.”

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Understanding “What the fuck” becomes a lot easier when you learn that Carrie Fisher was not the only actress “auditioned” for the role. However, she was right to create the “persona” of Leia that Lucas wanted. That’s why Star Wars characters are so interchangeable with other (seemingly dissimilar) productions:

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I don’t know who these characters are. Same damn movie? You bet. If McDonald’s can come out with a set of collector cups for your movie; Same damn movie.

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It’s ironic that one of the “rejected” Leias would surface in my life five years later…

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1982: My high school at recess: (this would be an all boys Catholic high school)

Friend: Dude! (holding portable radio) You gotta hear this song!

Me: (listening) What the… is she, are they…. having sex while singing?

Friend: I know, right? This song is awesome!

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Feel the fire, feel my love inside you it’s so right

There’s the sound and the smell of love in my mind

I’m a toy, come and play with me, say the word now

Wrap your legs around mine and ride me tonight

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I’m a man – I’m a goddess

I’m a man – I’m a virgin

I’m a man – I’m a blue movie

I’m a man – I’m a bitch

I’m a man – I’m a geisha

I’m a man – I’m a little girl

And we make love together.

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“Sex (I’m a…)”

Berlin

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Terri Nunn of Berlin

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Wow. What Star Wars would have been. But it wasn’t meant to be, because the pedophile priest class had other plans for this mind controlled slave. Yeah, that’s right, you read correctly: mind controlled slave.

Oh, man, I’m not going to have to look at a bunch of pictures and learn a bunch of symbols and stuff like with that whole bear thing am I?

No. I like my reality simple. All you have to do is think. Here’s two questions to ponder:

1) By now, it should be obvious that a few people on this planet are mind controlling the masses. Do you think they would have refrained from attempting to create a human being that will do anything at their command?  (Seriously, the CIA alone probably thinks about doing stuff like this on their lunch break.)

2) Why would a innocent looking young actress go from being turned down by Lucas to be the extremely slutty singer (not the first one) in a totally fabricated band producing songs loaded with mind control sounding words and imagery, and signed on by Geffen records [a buddy of Lucas I’m sure – Geffen is the G in Dreamworks SKG]?


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Another photo of Lady Gaga Terri Nunn:


The following words were used to describe Terri on the inside album jacket:

Terri Nunn

Vocals, BJs

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And then she went on to sing a song for the major homosexual fantasy movie: Top Gun, starring Tom Cruise who is so not gay.

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Here’s another photo of Berlin:

Whoops! No, that’s Missing Persons, another fabricated band with mind control programming (mannequins?) which debuted about the same time.

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Mind control, you say? If the multiple personality programming off of  “Sex (I’m a…)” didn’t make you wonder, let’s take a look at just the song titles from “Pleasure Victim”:

  1. Tell Me Why
  2. Pleasure Victim
  3. Sex (I’m a…)
  4. Masquerade
  5. The Metro
  6. World of Smiles
  7. Torture

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Now you probably know the real reason Carrie Fisher looked unhappy holding that bear. There are many, many mind controlled slaves doing the programming work for the Hollywood Priest Class. Here’s a current one:

I’ll bet Megan Fox hasn’t even seen Star Wars. Or the original Transformers.

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Here’s another performing her hit, “I’m a slave 4 U.”:

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Although the programming can break down from time to time:

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“IT’S NOT MY FAULT, SIR! I BEGGED HIM NOT TO GO, BUT HE’S FAULTY, MALFUNCTIONING.

KEPT BABBLING ON ABOUT HIS MISSION.”

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age of volcanoes research information:

An excellent website for understanding and identifying celebrity mind controlled slaves is Pseudoccultmedia.blogspot.com. I would also highly recommend the books written by two former CIA mind control sex slaves:

“Trance formation of America” by Cathy O’Brien and Mark Phillips

“Thanks for the Memories – The Truth Has Set Me Free!” by Brice Taylor

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Terri Nunn would end my actress crushes forever. Or at least change the definition of it:

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Pre-Terri:

CRUSH = CRUSH

Post Terri:

CRUSH = GIRLS I WANT TO FUCK

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If that sounds a bit crude and maybe misogynistic, you try being a fifteen year old boy. It starts out with “Girls I would like to experience this thing called sex with” but then gets pretty powerful. I stand by the F word. Plus, the priest class wanted it this way. Not only was the Holy Wood Priest Class playing off of the male persona I had “attuned” myself too (which I call Virgin Mary programming – regarding the feminine as sacred and divine), but 1983 exploded with teen sex films.

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Persona programming will be discussed more in EPISODE III. However, here’s a hint of the Virgin Mary programming being done to young boys today:

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I don’t even need to describe what their doing. (Although I don’t think Terri’s last name is Nunn for nothing.)

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But I do need to point out what they’re doing with it:

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I slow danced with a girl named Stephanie at an eighth grade dance. It was the most awesome feeling in the world that I still remember to this day. Nonetheless, aside from kissing and touching, there was nothing further in my mind I desired to do with that sweet girl. I didn’t know. I was clueless. There was no sex ed in catholic school (abstinence or HELL!). And then there I was in high school listening to the soundtrack of a porno on the local radio station. I credit Terri with giving me the awareness of what a Blaster was for.

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“GREAT KID, DON’T GET COCKY!”

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Terri Nunn’s somewhat recent appearance in Hustler. This ain’t Star Trek, indeed.

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But Leia was first:


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Now. Now there was something I wanted to do with girls beyond slow dancing. The Holy Wood Priest Class expected this, naturally. But they didn’t want me to be my heterosexual normal and healthy self. They wanted me gay, and looking like Corey Haim.

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Corey Haim Whoops, I mean

Corey Haim.

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And they would use the most powerful weapon of all to do it.

Slave girls.

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“RED LEADER, THIS IS GOLD LEADER. WE’VE PICKED UP A NEW GROUP OF SIGNALS: ENEMY FIGHTERS COMING YOUR WAY.”

“MY SCOPES NEGATIVE, I DON’T SEE ANYTHING!”

“PICK UP YOUR VISUAL SCANNING…….

HERE THEY COME!”

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Coming soon:

EPISODE II: ATTACK OF THE SLAVE GIRLS

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“ENOUGH OF THIS. VADER, RELEASE HIM.”

“AS YOU WISH.”

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ONGOWA!



~ by the living tiki on August 21, 2010.

10 Responses to “Emancipating Myself From STAR WARS Mental Slavery EPISODE I: THE PEDOPHILE MENACE”

  1. Hi there – really like your blog – very funny stuff – found you at The Celtic Rebel site. I loved Buck Rodgers!!!! Looking at those pics now I can’t believe what I am seeing…omg…I love my sci-fi still but now I look at it all with new eyes and its just shocking. Also like your blog title, it reminds me of a recent article I read about the converts from the Vanuatu cargo-cult of John Frum…who will soon decend from the volcano!
    You should watch Willow, just for the bad sfx. I would say its worth it, even if it won’t fuel your fantasies anymore!

    • Marty Thank you! That means a lot, and you are my super awesome first commenter!
      I was somewhat aware of the cargo cults: the entire Pacific Rim [hmm… Celtic Rebel might have a problem with that name] fascinates me greatly (obviously with my blog). I themed it thusly as a blog manifestation of the mental and spiritual upwelling happening within me (I plan to add an “about” page so people won’t think I’m [completely] nuts). John Frum is new to me, however, and you have me intrigued. I might watch Willow, simply because you recommended it. I find it difficult to enjoy movies for entertainment these days, but I do like the chance to see them through others’ eyes and discover why it is memorable to them. Hmm, wasn’t Willow made by Lucas? I’m STILL feeling burned by Howard the Duck.

      I actually happened upon your blog through the Rebel as well, and may have been influenced by your Star Wars/Star Trek post to tackle that issue first (Ah, the eternal struggle between “the force” and “the federation”!). I think the fact that you are female may have been an influence as well: In my own personal analysis [dammit Rebel, stop ruining words I need!] I discovered some very interesting mind control being directed towards women. Here’s a preview – If you want to know what choices you have are being given in men are (at least in America), just watch the TV show “Two and a Half Men.”

      Ongowa!

  2. Nice post and nice blog

    • Jon Thank you very much! I apologize for the late reply! What I thought would be a simple two parter has turned into a juggernaut 3 episode series I am currently reworking. If you enjoyed this part, episodes 2 and 3 even surprised me, so please stay tuned….

  3. Hey, the living tiki, thanks for you mentioning my blog – I had thought of taking it down recently, but blogger LVB gave me some moral support as it were – now I am deciding which crazy story to write up next!

    Regarding Buck Rogers in the 25th Century – I remembered that my brother had won a magazine competition and the prize was a Buck Rogers Control Console – we still have it in a box somewhere in the attic – It was a blue molded plastic square thing with turnable knobs and levels but as this was a LONG time ago, the technology of the time didn’t allow for LEDS or sound FX so it was pretty Cr”p prize! I am wondering now if it has any kind of worth as a collectable..LoL!

    Regarding Volcanoes – How about those fantastic pictures of Mount Sin-a-Bung (great one for Celtic Rebel) …no longer ‘bunged up’….the picture of just the mountain with a funnel of grey smoke was kind of beautiful in a ‘quick, run for your life’, sort of way.

    Looking forward to your next post!

  4. Sinabung does it again with, I quote, ‘thundering sounds and shocks’, Friday 3rd Sept. at 4.45am 😉

    • Marty – I like this synch you’re providing: I have seen more than a few inactive volcanoes in my life, but the only active one I saw was while I was traveling around Indonesia for a month (I forgot the name… maybe it was Sinabung!) It’s truly a bizarre feeling to be in a train passing by a smoking volcano in the distance.

      Perhaps I should get the “Annakin gets f’ed up by a volcano” playset…..Annakin gets f'ed up by a volcano

  5. I´ve always wonder about the “underoos” (under yous) promoted by the elite mark-the-thing plans.
    And what about Kanye West being a BEAR?

    http://onequalreason.blogspot.com/2011/01/jay-z-brings-out-kanye-west-and-friends.html

    The word keeps going strong among the ones who have found individuality of expression to help others in awareness.
    Many thanks for your presentation and facts.

    Let LOVE be the reason why…

    • Isn’t it amazing how you learn one little “secret code” of the elite, and then you see it EVERYWHERE? I started noticing the Kanye teddy bear after writing the post, but I didn’t know he actually wore a bear suit until I checked out one of your videos (Great stuff, by the way! It seems the “Rainman” theme/code is being pushed as well). I was reminded of the cover to Fall Out Boy’s album, Folie a Duex.

      Much appreciation for the love! We are all mice running through this mind maze, but it’s good to know some mice don’t CONsume the cheese they find, but instead break it into crumbs for others to follow and find a way out. I try my best to do the same.

  6. Teddy Roosevelt didn’t shoot the bear. He let it go free. According to the story, he was going hunting in bear country. So, some people captured and tied up an old bear for him to shoot. But, like most people if they were in that situation, he decided not to shoot it and told whomever to free it.

    Then, later, someone had a toy bear. They wrote Teddy Roosevelt and asked if they could call it Teddy’s Bear. I believe the original letter he sent in response has been reprinted.

    That is the widely accepted version of those events. I am not saying this is 100 percent true. Just that’s the story behind the teddy bear.

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