The Razor’s Edge (1): Be A Man And Respect The Lady

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I light a candle to our love

In love all problems disappear

But all and all we soon discover

That one and one is all we long to hear

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All ’round the world

Little children being born to the world

Got to give them all we can ’til the war is won

Then will the work be done

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Help them to learn (help them to learn)

Songs of joy instead of burn, baby, burn (burn, baby, burn)

Let us show them how to play the pipes of peace

Play the pipes of peace

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Help me to learn

Songs of joy instead of burn, baby, burn

Won’t you show me how to play (how to play)

The pipes of peace (pipes of peace)

Play the pipes of peace

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What do you say? (what do you say?)

Will the human race be run in a day? (in a day)

Or will someone save this planet we’re playing on?

Is it the only one? (what are we going to do?)

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Help them to see (help them to see)

That the people here are like you and me (like you and me)

Let us show them how to play (how to play)

The pipes of peace (pipes of peace)

Play the pipes of peace

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I light a candle to our love

In love all problems disappear

But all in all we soon discover

That one and one is all we long to hear

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“Pipes Of Peace”

Paul McCartney

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Click on song title to experience 1983 music mind control in it’s finest form.

(Lyrics in yellow are sung by a choir of boys.)

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living tiki personal note: I call this posting The Razor’s Edge because my life appears to be oddly paralleling the main character in the film of the same name. This will explain my being the slowest and most untimely blogger/replyer in the universe, but if you wish to scroll past this personal note, the conspiracy bustin’ begins after the dogs of war.

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In the 1984 film, after witnessing the horrors of World War I, the main character stays in Paris. He lives a meager and solitary life attempting to solve the riddle of his existence by working mindless but necessary jobs by day (coal miner, fish packer), and then studying the masters of philosophy and theology by night.

You could say my current situation is comparable to an extent. My blog is my study, and my commentators, philosophers. I appreciate them all. This is necessary.

I’ve learned.

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Yet there has been another element keeping me from reality solving, which I can only describe as bad luck (The most recent being one of my tires blowing out on the freeway.) And when one’s typical main concern is coming up with the rent, “existence” sort of takes a back seat to “existing.”

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Bill Murray discovers that ancient holy texts with their secrets of existence make for a really nice, warm fire.

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It makes me wonder if I am doing this to myself or if I have attracted something which has latched onto me, like a leech. Something dark.

Was I fostering love or hate? Was the latter responsible for my woes?

Or the former?

What does it mean to be a loving and respectful man when it comes to everybody

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I love you all…. you are the prophets and oracles in my religion of reality. But that love isn’t the kumbaya love-and-light kind of love. This post will detail the difference.

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Due to time constraints [I’m working on another art project to help pay the bills] I’m posting my solutions to the riddle of existence in shorter parts – a little less than this one, but still choc-full of living tiki goodness.

BTW, you will get to see more old artwork of mine in this post (very end). A picture of someone whom I didn’t realize I was drawing at the time:

Satan.

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No photoshop here. Just the most perfect visual example of how much World War I SUCKED.

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What does a song by Paul McCartney have to do with the above World War I images? And what does either of them have to do with treating a lady with respect? 

First, Paul is a master at musical mind-control, yet he’s completely lame at covering up its’ obviousness once you know he’s doing it intentionally. Because of that, I can now easily pull back the curtain and show you a small truth of the true reality happening around us (but in part 2, sorry).

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This album cover looks painful. Note the Pan flute – It’s where your attention is being directed with this composition.

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Second, Paul screwed up big-time, because he attempted to use an event that happened during WWI to promote his kumbaya, love and light, bitch-boy recruiting song for the evil ones. An event that revealed not only what real love really is, but more importantly what a real man is. That’s why this event was forbidden by the generals and leaders from ever happening again.

Third, I used the term lady because it is a feminine term that denotes respect as well as gender. But I didn’t say a lady. I said the lady.

Who is the lady?

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No, no… it’s not Jane Seymour, even though she is babe supreme of planet Earth [Good guess, though]. I missed noting her birthday in my posts last month.

Apologies, Jane. Happy birthday.

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The lady is that loud, annoying, drunk whore in the bar who is being insulted and treated so badly by some guy it makes you want to intervene even though it might get your ass kicked:

“Hey, buddy…. show the lady some respect.”

You don’t want to say “her”…. Hell, you don’t even know her. You might even agree with some of the things that guy was just saying about her. But then something inside you told you to intervene because she’s a lady.

That something would be Satan.

Your male programming will tell you that’s only because the girl is really hot, but enough of a bitch to where your chivalry won’t get you anywhere near her pants. So you say nothing except laugh at how Satan tried to ruin your evening. How can you respect a lady if she doesn’t even respect herself?

Satan will then whisper again:

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I SAID BE A MAN, YOU PUSSY.

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Satan may even have the girl herself mock you in such a fashion as you pass by, seeing you shirk away from your responsibility to respect the lady.

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Who is the lady?

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The lady is your lady.

And our lady.

She is a baby, a girl, a woman, a land, an ocean, a moon, a planet….

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Even our Sun is a lady:

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I love you, Grandma!

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In fact, our entire physical and spiritual existence is because of a lady. Most people erroneously think of Her as God, and male, and somehow He miraculously pulled creation out of his butt.

The Creator is feminine:

And She’s got the most awesome boobs ever. Why do you think we live in the Milky Way?

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THE LADY is the feminine creative energy which permeates all of, well…. creation.

It is The Force: Our entire existence is energized and infused with the feminine creative energy. It’s necessary for life to exist, and the reason why The CreatorThe Supreme Being – chose to be of a more feminine orientation to make it happen.

A lady would be that feminine creative energy manifesting itself into a life form. (Although I’m sure The Supreme Being in Its‘ purest form is neither feminine nor masculine.)

Even us men need that Y chromosome to not be a lady when we are conceived, and some lesser species of animals have been known to change gender by choice individually,  if needed for survival.

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Nonetheless, here’s one female some might have a hard time accepting as a lady (much less respecting):

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Satan is a lady.

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No, no… that can’t be correct. Satan’s a dude

….right?

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I’m going to pump you up, girly man!

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Not according to the Celtic Rebel: [That would be Jehovah above].

And I would agree with him. Oddly enough, so do some Biblical scholars:

Is Satan really a woman?

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If you read the above article link, you might think it’s a made up story because it was published in Weekly World News, a tabloid that usually has photos of presidents shaking hands with aliens on its’ cover.

But what they probably did was report about a very real Biblical scholar conference because it had that bit of sinful sex appeal for their Christian readership.

Yet why wasn’t this conference, with it’s interesting conclusion, covered in any mainstream press?

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Because that makes Satan kind of desirable. Then people would question why.

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And then some of those people, such as yours truly, might take it one step further and ask the question,

Is Satan actually our Mother?

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Ask any (religiously raised) young child to point to heaven – they will point up. Then ask them to point to hell. They will point to our Mother.

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The evil shapers of our reality don’t like Mom.

Even though she is their mother too.

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Regardless, the evil ones have definitely taken Mom’s only global/spiritual defense, her sons… her MEN, and mind controlled them into being their army – their INFANTS(try) – ready to die for them (and ravage Mom as collateral damage).

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Such as WWI, which can only be described with two words:

Bloody awful.

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But how did Mother Earth become Satan?

Wasn’t He the angel Lucifer?

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Lucifer…. Lucy Fur…. Lulu….    

Lilith?

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Guess what? Adam had a wife before Eve. She was originally half of Adam, not just a single rib. And she didn’t much like God’s command to be submissive. The Jews know her as Lilith, and they always remember to note that she liked being on top. She is the mother of Cain, and subsequently, the mother of all of us.

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God didn’t like Lilith. She didn’t obey Him like Adam. So she was banished. Some say she was taken by Satan to become his bride, but then others hint that perhaps she returned to The Garden, to punish Adam and his new wife who replaced her – courtesy of God. 

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In my opinion, this lesser known Biblical tale is an allegory describing what really happened to the god who is the life-force of our planet, commonly known as Gaia.

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To spark life, a planet needs a life-force inhabiting it [Basically a soul]. This life-force, or possible god, must assume a feminine, creative, and loving orientation. Many parts of her will reflect that.

Almost graphically:

Not because they look like a heart. I thought of something else that’s part of a woman.

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Just as you are a spiritual entity incarnated into your present physical form, so too has a greater spiritual entity incarnated into the planet your physical form came out of.

And Gaia always says “you’re welcome.”

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She is giving her energy, her life-force… her body to us willingly.

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It’s called love.

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But in return, she receives the requited, automatic love of all her physical children…

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And the unconditional love of all her spiritual children:

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This is the first of two ways a god becomes a more powerful and advanced spiritual entity – by having many other spiritual beings willingly give (or give back) their energy to that god.

The other way is to deceive the many other spiritual beings into willingly giving their energy to that god. Typically that god will tell them they have no choice.

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It can only be a masculine and evil god that follows that path.

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age of volcanoes research note: In order to conceptualize the differences between The Creator, the gods, and us, I highly recommend watching the films of Lenon Honor (sidebar link) where he describes the differences using ancient African legends about our true origins.

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Jehova the god has imprisoned our surrogate-mother god Gaia  [ Our true spiritual mother is The Creator – did I mention she has an awesome rack? ] by suppressing/destroying her feminine creative force as much as possible, and making sure any physical manifestation of her (a woman) is so spiritually/physically/creatively repressed, she will be – for lack of a better term – a Stepford Wife. 

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Lilith didn’t hate Eve. Lilith was the first physical manifestation/reflection of Gaia, and essentially was Gaia. Subsequently, Eve is Her daughter, a reflection of Her, and Her friend.

And, even though an alarming number of her daughters these days are turning out to be narcissistic bimbos, she still forgives them.

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They have forsaken Her, yes, but there is little need for punishment – typically they create their own private hell.

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Her sons, however….

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Gaia / Lilith / Satan is unmerciful towards her sons, who have forsaken Her and accepted a docile substitute they can control… courtesy of Jehova.

Sons were necessary to Her – For reproduction, protection, temperance, and guidance. The feminine creative force is an unpredictable, wild, and spontaneous one. In the dance of life, a man must always take the lead, lest his lady might dance herself off a cliff….

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But her sons didn’t take the lead in this situation. They instead deferred it to a god named Jehova, who told them: “Let me rule over Gaia, and I will grant you rule over Her daughters. We will be ensured the blessings of all their fruits, and more.”

They…  We… betrayed Mom.

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Satan most often likes to teach her sons their lessons personally.

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We have stopped treating the lady with respect.

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Now then, if you’re confused as to how our Earth Mother Spirit is actually Satan too…

OR if you’re thinking this post is going down a tree-hugging, leg hair, patchoulie oil, Lilith Fair path you just don’t wanna to go down… (guys)… don’t fret.

I will simplify it for you living tiki reality style:

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In the beginning…

All of us were the children of a single Mom named Gaia doing a pretty good job raising us by herself. Then some domineering jackass named Jehova weaseled his way into Mom’s life and married her, winning our approval by showering us with gifts every time he dropped by (using Mom’s money). 

Soon after, things got ugly. Jehova was an abusive alcoholic, and he and Mom fought constantly. The stronger of the girls complained, but were answered with a slap across their faces. “You’re a whore, just like your mother!” he told them, as he molested them in their beds late at night.

So the girls pleaded with the boys, “Do something!” To which the boys replied: “What are talking about? Jehova’s a great step-dad… he takes us to football games and movies, and he even knows someone who can get us on American Idol. OK, maybe he’s been touching us in some kinda weird ways, but OMG – why you gotta be a hater?”

Then one day Mom came home from work (Jehova doesn’t have a job) and the girls confronted her – “We hate you! We hate our life! This is all your fault!” That made her confront Jehova and tell him to leave. “This is MY house, bitch!” he replied, striking her with such force it split her mind into two distinct personas:

Gaia, an unquestioning subservient wife and mother, wanting only to do what is necessary out of love for all her children, and Satana, a woman scorned.

Jehova keeps Mom locked in the basement whenever she becomes Satana. He needs to.

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Because Hell hath no fury.

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age of volcanoes action news flash: This past Monday, a 41 year old woman who lives in my neighborhood was sentenced in court to 16 years to life for the murder of her husband of 18 years. She stabbed him in their bedroom 10 times, shortly after confronting him for a second time about his infidelity, with evidence replacing suspicion. The jury had to determine if the murder was premeditated. In her final statement, the woman expressed deep sadness over the loss of her husband, and said she will miss him every day for the rest of her life.

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It wasn’t the Illuminati, the NWO, reptilian aliens, or Planet X that killed that man.

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But don’t despair, my fellow men. Respecting the lady (women) is not about sex. It’s about appreciation, gratitude, love, and trust. Gaia/Satana is very aware and understanding that men want to put their penises inside as many women as possible [ Or as many times as possible with one woman ]. She made us to be that way. And She made her daughters to be the closest possible thing to heaven a man could experience. 

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Ladies, this is your power over men. And your power over Jehova.

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Mother’s armies await your command:

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BUT A WARNING:

Although Gaia/Satana is more understanding and forgiving towards you than men, there is one thing she will not tolerate: Vanity. Her sons are Her army, and they live and die for Her.

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That’s not your photo pinned-up inside their army footlocker, it’s Hers… the goddess Gaia

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the pussy divine.

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The fire that keeps them warm in the trenches.

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The evil ones know this all too well.

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All too well.

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We’ll fight for the lady….

Onward lads, for the good ol’ pUSsy!

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Never realizing we are fighting for the evil ones and destroying the lady.

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If you attempt to use this power not for Her, but for your own vanity and greedy benefit…. She will turn it against you faster than you can say “I’m a gold-digging whore” on the Jerry Springer Show. And be forewarned: Satana pulls hair, scratches, and bites.

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Yet, like the men – don’t despair ladies. Gaia’s gift to you at any given time is not a whole entire army, but just one single soldier. One soldier who will go to hell and back for you.

Your picture he will put in his coat pocket – The one closest to his heart.

You will be his own personal Gaia.

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Now I’m sure a few of you ladies out there are laughing right now saying, “Yeah right…. not bloody likely!” That’s because you are perceiving the world under the programming of Jehova; That you are the property of men rather than their own personal heaven. Your love has essentially become a commodity, and men have been conditioned to open your pearly gates by paying a toll (or by force), instead of being a man and respecting the lady.

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Plus, your photo (and Gaia’s) are being replaced in his footlocker more and more these days:

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age of volcanoes fun fact: You can see a hint of the homosexual programming in regards to our perception of “Satan” in an old TV show which starred the babe supreme of planet Earth:

Battlestar Galactica is responsible for introducing the gayest, most whiny bitch-boy of a robot ever pushed into the minds of young men. Even more so than C-3PO.

His name was Lucifer:

“By your command.”

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The evil ones are those sons of Gaia who knowingly and willingly fucked her over and gave their sole alligence to Jehova. That is their weakness – They are scared shitless by women, and will oddly show respect to Satana throughout their symbols and imagery.

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Say Say Say Paul, does that note on the side of your devil-horned ram mean “Linda I Love You”….

Or Lilith?

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BTW – if you’re a lady and you happen to cross paths with Karl Rove without security or his turd-blossom buddy Bush around… confront him. He will cower so much he might actually start crying.

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Tell him Momma’s pissed.

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About what he’s done to Her daughters….

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….and Her sons.

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And that he and his evil friends can’t keep Mom locked in the basement forever.

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And here’s where I’ll end this post. But I don’t want my male readers to go away intimidated by women being their goddess and their devil. It tends to make us think we’re somehow disrespecting women by trying to get in their pants.

Believe it or not, most of the time we are actually disrespecting women by not trying to get in their pants [It’s all about how].

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I’ll discuss that next time, but in the interim – for those of you lucky enough – here’s a way you can

respect the lady this afternoon.

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KUMBAYA!

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Guys, never mount anything with one horn.

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Two is trouble as well, regardless of how awesome her boobs are.

I love you Lucy!

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~ by the living tiki on March 14, 2012.

14 Responses to “The Razor’s Edge (1): Be A Man And Respect The Lady”

  1. It’s a very well-written piece … I’m not sure I can believe the entire narrative, but it certainly is an interesting thesis. Without doubt, a Woman has power in relation to Man; however, there is an equal, opposite power that men have. I believe that when the scales are tipped, and there isn’t a mutual respect for the others’ intrinsic power, there is a danger created. Perhaps in a different narrative, that tipping is the original notion of evil. Just a thought … BTW, your artwork is amazing!

    • Thanks! Yes, men do have one power over women, which is something I should’ve emphasized more – the need for a leader in their life. Women naturally want to give over – not control – but guidance in their life. I think one way they choose their “guide” is finding a man who can – not tame them – but handle their spontaneous and emotional nature.

      Hmm… could the “apocalypse” be a “polarity shift” from the unbalanced tipping of the scales?

      I have more artwork on “Shock Waves” and “In The Mean Time” – I also need to post my PLANET OF THE LOST poster somehow again.

  2. You should Check out John Lash’s work, if you haven’t already
    http://www.metahistory.org/sitemap.php#gaiasophia

    • Interesting – I hadn’t seen Lash’s work before but was amazed that I came up with similar conclusions, because I really didn’t do that much research for this post. I kind of knew the basic stories [but refreshed myself with Lilith] and applied observations of human behavior [observations usually under the influence of “spirits”] with personal speculation.

      So thanks… I like confirmation telling me I wasn’t just really really drunk. Lash’s work definitely warrants further reading.

      • I think you would really enjoy his work. I love it when ideas are just thrown out there, not knowing what will happen.

        For me, his work has planted a seed in my mind, and it’s inspiring me in new ways and uprooting my old programming. It doesn’t matter how crazy our ideas can be, sometimes what matters is how we ourselves change by coming across them.

  3. long waffling post there, didnt inform or entertain

    • Yeah, my brain does occasionally wander off mid-post, but it does tend to all tie together when I’m done…. I just had to break this one up into parts.

      And yeah, I’ll admit this post was somewhat lacking my usual age of volcanoes variety hour fun.

      But not informative? Offering a somewhat unique perspective on exactly who “Satan” really is? Hmm… tough audience.

  4. I really appreciate your opinions.
    They always make me reflect for days.
    The tiki poster is now well settled in Rome, is now part of the family.
    Thank you
    Flavia

  5. Hey Tiki, I enjoyed the images you’ve used here. Whenever I see Jane Seymour I immediately think of you…why is that? Anyway, I have to admit that I got a little confused with you here so please write more on this subject because its interesting and I want to try to understand it more.

    Where is MY Tiki poster – I am VERY jealous now – and you don’t want to upset me now do you?

    Have you seen my comment about Chiriani over at Celtic Rebel’s blog? It looks like I too have upset someone! 😉

    • I hope you’re enjoying my follow up post and getting a little less confused.

      With Jane, my goal is to mention her enough to where she happens upon my blog while doing a Google search on herself and is intrigued enough to comment (and then I’ll work my seductive magic). C’mon Jane, you know you want to.

      Did you know her husband is James Keach, who was another actor in The Razor’s Edge? (He’s in the group photo near the top of the post standing next to Denholm Elliot.)

      Apologies for the poster delay… I promise to send it soon! – I forgot it’s not wise to keep a woman waiting. 🙂

  6. Hey Living Tiki :] Wanted to say I’m sorry I haven’t made my way over here to leave you a proper comment until today. Only just started scratching the surface of what you’re writing, but so far so good. I like the humor you use to work into these topics, it’s surprisingly light hearted and sweet, and I love to see that. Sorta that spoonful of sugar sorta thing… :] Plus it’s just plain nice to have a laugh, so thank you for your playful way of writing.

    Anyways I like your thoughts on this – the part where you discussed the resentment towards motherhood, as creator – that’s really insightful, and it explains a lot, contextually. I think I need to absorb that longer before I go on a tangent. But I’m excited to see where you’re taking this and I’m glad I’m here for the first one in this series!

    Oh hey also, glad to know there’s another artist in this thing too! I’m a drawing major so hell yeah, that’s exciting, and it’s awesome to see your tiki imagery is such a big part of you. That’s really cool :] Anyways hope to see more of your art work in your future writings, best to you with your creativity and looking forward to where it takes you

    Joanne

    • Much thanks, Joanne!

      Pleased to know my musings are insightful and thought-provoking. I think once people understand that there are many gods, but only one creator, they will start to examine the intentions of each god with humanity. When that happens, they will realize Mom has been doing all the work, and step-dad has been taking all the credit. It’s sad that most people these days don’t even know who Gaia is, but I’m sure that’s by design.

      Art rocks! It’s inspiring to hear your excitement about pursuing your passion. I wish you much success and creativity! Just please don’t sell out – the art world is being muddied by a lot of crap these days (I talked briefly about this in my “Paradise Lost” post.) Hopefully I’ll be able to do an entire post about the art world in the near future.

      Ongowa!

  7. Hi Tiki,
    Namaste from a long time follower in India. Love ur posts and style. found this post quite interesting as the one creator and many gods theory is quite close to what I believe Hinduism is about (I identify myself as a Hindu but still confused about how it works really 🙂 Haven’t quite found where we as Indians and Hindu’s fit in with the whole scheme of things yet as most blog writers are western oriented or full of mystic mumbo jumbo, which simple minded folks like me find hard to get their head around.
    As for the lady being both mother gaia and satan, hmmm, I can believe that, I can feel both these forces inside of me too sometimes 🙂
    Much respect
    Puja

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